An Epic Month Of Cringe-Worthy Failures

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(via Huffington Post - H/T J. Weyman)

Mystery Surrounds Cyber Missile That Crippled Iran's Nuclear Weapons Ambitions

If this is real, consider my mind blown...
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(via Fox News - H/T B. Mahoney)

"Airplane!" & "The Naked Gun" Tribute

In honor of Leslie Nielsen, of course...

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250 of the Greatest Movie Introductions

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40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes

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Satellite to Explore Astronaut Poop as Fuel Source

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Dan Snyder Makes Grandmothers Cry

The Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder - Washington City Paper

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The Dipr Cookie Spoon

I'm sold...

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Playing Tetris Shown to Reduce Traumatic Flashbacks

I'm guessing the flashbacks are replaced by not being able to close your eyes without seeing Tetris pieces falling down the TV screen after hours of playing.  Not that I've ever had that happen before...
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The Biggest Frenzy-Inducing Holiday Toys of All-Time

I can still remember the Furbies talking at random and freaking me out in the Montgomery Ward's warehouse in 1998...
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Mr. Rogers Breakdancing

This is one of those "no comment necessary" posts...
YouTube - Mr Rogers Breakdancing:

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Jet Lag May Cause Stupidity

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Why Cheese is Like "Dairy Crack"

...oh right, because it's got morphine in it.  Of course.  
"Turns out that researchers have known since the 1980s that cheese actually contains small amounts of morphine—yes, the very same drug given in hospitals as a hardcore pain relief."

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(via Gizmodo - H/T B. Mahoney)

New Heart Op to be Performed Remotely - in 3D

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The U.S. Drank A Billion Dollars’ Worth Of Natty Light Last Year

Proud to be an American...
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NYU Professor to Implant Camera in Head

"Wafaa Bilal, an Iraqi assistant professor in the photography and imaging department of NYU's Tisch School of the Arts, intends to undergo surgery in coming weeks to install the camera, according to several people familiar with the project."
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(via WSJ)

Tiger Woods' $50 Million Bachelor Pad

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The Bottom 100: The Worst Players In NFL History

In honor of last night's miserable performance by the Redskins, I figured I'd post this. Some Penn Staters making the list as well...

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Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke

Some headlines you just couldn't even make up...

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Make Your Own McRib

This only sounds about 1000x better than the actual McRib...

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